whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

Wong Kar-Wai's In the mood for love deleted scene.

top tier character trait will always be “I care about you deeply, even though I betrayed you. even though I would do it again” I don’t make the rules

“he could still redeem himself!” well i don’t want him to. what about that.

Where There’s a Will, There’s a War || M*A*S*H 10x17
Original Airdate: February 22, 1982
written by David Pollock, Elias Davis
story editing by Karen Hall
directed by Alan Alda

to all the books that i’ve read 1/3rd of

When Florence Welch said "Arms outstretched, back from the dead" and "I knew I came back from the dead to show you how it's done" and "Why did you dig me up for this?" and "Did I get it right?" and "Do you regret bringing me back to life?" all in one song, in six and a half minutes and I'm just supposed to go on with my life as if I haven't been fundamentally changed as person??

when heath ledger refused to participate in brokeback mountain skits and said “it’s not a joke to me” that’s how i feel when fast car by tracy chapman is alluded to in almost any context

Do you wanna play mermaids? Yay. Okay so my tail is light blue and I have ice powers. And I live in the Arctic sea and watch British sailors die horrible deaths while trying to find the Northwest Passage.

I don't remember finding fart jokes particularly funny even when I was a child.

per my last desperate howl at the heavens,

trust that garlic and i are well acquainted

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too