I Will Shit My Own Ass

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 1 POLL 142

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TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Wilson Percival Higgsbury (Don’t Starve)

Oswald Baskerville (Pandora Hearts)

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PROPAGANDA:

[Wilson]

"He’s pretty and pathetic and I think he can handle it (barely). So. Yeah. It’s hot. (P.S. It's triplets). 🙏"

[Oswald]

"From the time he was a child and was adopted by the Baskerville clan, Oswald’s life and body were not his own, as he was groomed to take over the leadership of the clan, to become the puppet of an existential creature who saw his world as nothing more than a story, and to murder his own younger sister. He never had any agency, and never struggled against its lack. He viewed his birth as the source of all the problems he and his sister faced, so it would be really funny if his best friend knocked him up accidentally and he was faced with the choice to either keep the baby and struggle against the role he has been assigned, to keep the baby and continue becoming what he was made to be, or to consider, for a moment, aborting the baby so it would not have the misfortune of being related to him, before failing to take any action, or get any prenatal care, whatsoever."

tumblr poll dst CMON GUYS WILSON FOR THE WIN