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Journal created:
on 2 October 2003 (#1363925)
Updated:
on 19 July 2015
Name:
lizzyjit
Location:
Baltimore, Maryland, United States
Man, this is outdated, huh? I feel the need to simplify. In list form:

1. I live overseas on Gilligan's Island.

2. I'm smart. I'm also funny. Dig it.

3. All bad grammar is intentional and done for effect. At least that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

4. Please don't stalk me. It's weird and creepy. And it's just going to make me delete the whole thing and start over and that sucks because then my flist loses out on days of my words of wisdom. DON'T TAKE THAT FROM THEM.


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