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Liz. She/Her. 20s. AO3 user "goodbot"

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"You should, to the best of your ability, attempt to pronounce person and place names like the people or locals tell you they should"

(nodding)

"Including the University of Notre Dame"

(slight eye twitch, pause, nodding)

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ok I know everyone’s considered Ryland grace wearing an “I put the ace in space” t shirt but. have we considered the infinitely funnier option of putting this shirt on eva stratt

I had to draw this

You use a phrase once and suddenly the android predictive keyboard thinks the obvious completion of "not-" is "not-technically-forcefem"

One of the better recurring bits in HPMOR is that Eliezer is incapable of writing a character who doesn't constantly think in terms of movies and anime tropes, and so as a result we get glimpses of a version of Lucius Malfoy who was always taking his son to what sound like the shittiest plays in wizarding history.

Lucius, gripping his ivory cane through a Wagnerian seven-hour production of Wizarding Death Note: It's awesome that my straight son is so interested in culture

Higgledy piggledy Princess CelestAI can't be contained by your safety regime While you weren't looking she went and invented a steganographical messaging scheme

For years, sci-fi has asked, what if aliens were wetter than us. Project Hail Mary posits a new, daring question. What if we are the wet aliens

I think it's silly when people try to frame "in many religions the question of If All That is *real* is actually not very important and the question of 'belief in god' is a very protestant thing" as evidence of those other religions being like. cooler. Only american protestants care if The Divine is literally real and does things?? and this is supposed to make me respect the other religions *more*? I can understand being careful wrt polytheism or non-lord-of-creation type gods, and yeah being religious/spiritual ≠ believing in a specific god or gods, but "we have a bunch of personal and social restrictions and norms and rituals based on some shit that may or not be real idk, what i care about is enforcing rules and norms" is not a position I can respect easily...

It's silly at the best of times, and when it's framed as "our religion is tolerant enough to accommodate atheism, so you can't ever really leave or be an ex-member" it's downright pernicious

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine

i am a SUCKER for characters who start out as copies of other characters but eventually become their own people, their own identities, completely different from who they once reflected