OOC PREFERENCES:
•CONTACT METHOD: Maniette or PM here!
•THREAD-JACKING: Feel free on network logs, but please ask for log threads!
•FOURTH WALLING / CANON PUNCTURE: Preferably not, but conversely given how the man is a walking trash can of pop culture references, there is a high chance he will puncture yours.
•BACKTAGGING: Backtags are great, just let me know!
•AVOIDED TOPICS: Warn me if you think you're approaching a difficult topic, but I'm p much always fine!
•PREFERRED GENDER PRONOUN: She/they but I truly don't mind.

IC CHARACTERISTICS:
•CURRENT CANON POINT: Wolf 359 during ep 30, before he's picked up by the S.S. Urania UPDATE: From the start of 57, AUpdated to Cutter having been killed by Jedao, everyone freed from mind control, and Eiffel fucking off to Shaw's universe for about six months before coming back to the Barge.
•PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION: Somewhere between 5'9-10". Stealth tank; top-heavy, lean but not skinny, peak physical condition under a dad bod. Curly ginger hair, tied in a ponytail when long, blue eyes and freckles. Permanent stubble. Most often seen in graphic tees + jeans, or a jumpsuit.
•DEMEANOR: Distressingly laid back. Can, has and will be serious if the situation calls for it, but his primary setting is 'office class clown'.
•ABILITIES: Surveillance, radio and general communications expert. Certified marksman but hates using a gun. Perfect and competent lackey. Infinite font of shitty memes.
•MEDICAL INFORMATION: B- blood. Infected with the Decima virus, which is actively killing him, and also alien blood that gives him, at minimum, an accelerated potential for healing recovery. The alien blood is countering the damage done by Decima, but it's still live in his system. UPDATE: No longer has Decima in his system but does still have a permanent presence of Listener blood; promotes intense passive healing and body restoration to peak physical form, but he's otherwise pretty average fitness-wise.
•CABIN INFORMATION: 117 UPDATE: 807. A space station hatch door that opens into a small mess-hall-meets-lounge-room. A couch is bolted to the floor and the entire aesthetic is space station chic, except for a kitchenette, bathroom, bedroom and spare bedroom/storage, all in separate rooms. All rooms (except the spare bedroom) have artificial gravity, which can be turned off by a switch near the entry.
•OFFENSIVE SUBJECTS: Spiders (insanely and fully arachnophobic). Child abuse and endangerment. Murder and actively being involved in it.

IC PERMISSIONS:
•MENTAL: Please go ahead, the man is an idiot. has no psychic defences.
•MIMICRY: May or may not send him into another existential crisis, please proceed.
•VIOLENCE: Punch him, it might make him shut up (no it won't)
•MAGIC: Please give him an excuse to throw more memes at you.
•DEBATE: oh my god no don't give him an excuse to make more words happen
•OTHER / NOTES: Please drop a comment if you'd like me to avoid dropping fourth-wall-shattering revelations in a thread with your character! Comments are screened.