I do not want my fantasy media to be realistic. I want my fantasy media to be convincing.
just saw a commercial for a brand of pads that boasted "up to zero leaks." up to zero? so zero and any other amount? that means nothing. that is an un-statement
You know what else could have “up to zero” leaks? Fucking tissue paper. My underwear. A fast food napkin. Thanks for saying absolutely nothing of meaning, commercial!
“I don’t do math because I’m gay” “the gays can’t do math” “If I explain math on tumblr I’ll lose my gay card” all of you apologize to Alan Turing right now
The “+” in LGBTQ+ is for math.
It’s literally been years since anyone added something slightly clever or original to this post, so I would like to congratulate you and maybe even bestow some kind of award. I don’t have anything to give you though
It was simple addition, really.
“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard
so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown
BREAKFAST
CANCEL george rr martin for being directly responsible for 1) a Bowl of Mac and Cheese esque YA book titles 2) insufferable people saying "oh you sweet summer child" in comment sections across the web and 3) "the lion does not concern himself with the opinions of sheep" sigma phonk edits
The last one is from the show, GRRM is innocent
CANCEL jrr tolkien for being directly responsible for 1) dnd 5e