Lather, Rinse and Obey!

The husband and I brought our bodyless alligator home from our honeymoon and can no longer remember what his name is. Please help us rename him!

"So is Dirty Deeds the name of the Thunder Chiefs girl or what?"
"It's Dirty Deeds done dirt cheap."
"Oh ok so she's a hooker."
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"It's a shame he's dead, that band really sucks now."
"Eddie Vedder is not dead."
"Are you sure? Does he want to be? I think I'd want to be."
"He's not dead. He's still the lead guy."
"He's doing the Five for Fighting type of crap that I hear on the radio?"
"Yes."
"I bet he wishes he was dead so the band could get some street cred back."
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"Who is this girly man?"
"Which one?"
"That one. With the blue eyeshadow."
"That's Brett Michaels."
"Poor girl, that's a really butch name."
"I think he was married to Carmen Electra."
"Carmen Electra is a lesbian now? Good for her!"

I shouldn't but I do.

Today I have:

showered and got dressed
ate breakfast
took stuff for my migraine (which is still sorta hanging around)
killed some flies (what the heck flies?! I have a clean house!!)
picked 2 fleas off of the cat (Ewwwww. I can't wait until we can give her a flea bath again. I don't even know how she got these, she's an indoor kitty! At least she's only had a few.)
sprayed some of the furniture with herbal flea repellent (Again, EW. What's going on with my house!?)
did my duty as a labor buddy and announced an online friends birth of her little girl
made a frozen pizza and ate half of it
got my contacts in my eyeballs in less than 10 minutes (Hey! That's a HUGE accomplishment!)
checked on when my library books are due and added that to my google calendar
got recipe for icing from mommy

Now I am irrationally considering starting a crocheted blanket of hat for Ryan. Or starting his christmas list. Or actually baking those cookies. Wait, I don't have parchment paper, that's why I've put it off the last few days. Ok that's being put off again.

It's really really hard to sleep these days.

I'm soooooo uncomfortable. If I lay down, I get heartburn and nasty juicy burps and what little gag reflex I have rebels. Tonight I'm giving up. I'm not too tired so I'm baking biscuits and I'll probably just stay up tonight.

1- It's Mary's birthday! Happy Birthday Mary!
2- I'm on maternity leave! Woooo!
3- My cheap prefolds came yesterday and I got an extra!
4- I have library books!
5- We're going to tour the daycare at Nate's work!
6- After I get an oil change I'm going to the cloth diaper store!

1-go to target and buy new shower curtain
2-lots of laundry. Mine, Ryan's, Nate's and sheets/towels. Pretty much everything.
3-pick up house before Nick gets here
4-pick out pattern for Wanda's Christmas present and get started
5-bed at a decent time. Not 10, NINE.
6-get rid of allergies
7-pick up library books

35 weeks down, 35 days to go!!!

 "Once upon a time there were 3 cats. One had blue fur, one had red fur and one had white fur. Then a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and they lived happily ever after under an elected potato. The end!"