sisTer wannabe

they should invent a term for shipping were I don't think they should be in a romantic relationship however I believe they are each others parasite and separating them is not an option

“chocolate guy” is currently shilling for harry potter so i better not see yall post his shit anymore. anyone who engages with that shit especially for money is scorched earth as far as i’m concerned.

Oh no, a person making chocolate sculptures for the rich has made a chocolate sculpture of a character from the most famous children's book series in the world!!! How terrible, we should hang him for his crimes against humanity!

Seriously, get real problems if this is what's getting to you.

And also, go outside and touch grass.

there’s nothing i can say that’s more embarrassing than what your blog looks like. this is genuinely sad

HE WHAT

best kinds of characters either:

If you do not have a job then it's your duty to post about the characters Constantly. If you do have a job then it's your duty to imagine the characters in your job and also to neglect your job so you can post about the characters Constantly

having a multi year long character obsession becomes like a abstract thought experiment at some point

I dont begrudge anybody feeling happy about their transition, but it's impossible to see any transmasc content about how awesome it is being topless out in public without it leaving a bittersweet taste in my mouth.

Like cool, whatever, more power fuckin to ya. And I'd be likely to just ignore this shit entirely, but those same dudes are also like "erm, trans men don't have male privilege, that's only for Cis White Able Bodied Wealthy AngloSaxon Blonde Blue Eyed Men with type-a perso-" please shut the fuck uppppppp my god.

watching a scene with a fav character can be so humiliating sometimes. like yes i'm watching this scene with this character because i want to see the character. yes i've paused it multiple times because i got too excited. before the character fully entered the screen even. guhhhh

I just want things to be better for trans women

covers my reblog button with my hands. h-hey. don't touch me there. that feels weird! you're not supposed to touch me there... weirdo...

Ohhh so you just have a deep sadness within you sometimes and it can lasts for days or even weeks at a time and you have to just keep brushing your teeth every day. Damn.

there’s something very beautiful about being able to try again tomorrow

I have been trying tomorrow for the past 3 years

and you still have tomorrow to try again

A collection of time travel humor text posts, not censored by me.

All of these really made me laugh, and laughter is a very good thing sometimes. All of the time, actually. Unless you're doing something that requires a still hand or silence I guess.