Deadbeat older sister

I love visiting people who have some kind of pet reptile because they're always like "would you like to hold the reptile" and I'm like "of course I would" and then the rest of the conversation happens with me just holding a random reptile and the reptile Has No Feelings about the situation. They always just sit there, probably vaguely wishing to return to their heat lamp but clearly exuding an energy of This Might As Well Happen. and then I put it back in its enclosure and go home and the reptile very clearly has no strong feelings about the situation.

#my environmental science teacher in sophomore year had a classroom snake. and it was exactly like this#just a bunch of teenagers gently passing a snake to each other and doing lab work#and the snake would be like. yup. im just here.

If elves were real you would see 10000+ posts on reddit aita like "am i the asshole for asking my elven partner to stop wearing the ring of their late partner (they died 300 years ago??)" and a third of it would be horrified onlookers calling them the scum of the earth, the second third of the advice would be sincere advice about how they could come to a middle ground, and the final group would be some variation of "lmao you are NOT emotionally strong enough to be fucking with an elf"

things to say after driving a truck into a courthouse and identifying yourself as a car bomber

Literal definition of spyware:

Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡

KillKillKillKillKillKillKillKillKillKillKill

There's a way to remove it~

Go into the power shell

then paste in:

reg add HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Windows\WindowsCopilot /v "TurnOffWindowsCopilot" /t REG_DWORD /f /d 1

like this

Then restart. Also here is how to turn off the awful search suggestions:

incase anyone didnt know there's some great free software to handle disabling windows bloatware without needing to mess with the command line

these are a mandatory part of every windows install for me. been using them for years and it's such a lifesaver

Because this has mostly been talked about with Windows 11, heads-up that this installed itself on every Windows 10 computer in our house with this week's update.

Mm, yeah, time for my periodic reblog.

If you havent turned off your "built in spyware" and "computer file search bar doesnt search the computer files first" 'features', now is the time to do so. It really is just a couple clicks even for people who don't really get how it works.

I fucking escaped The Narrative but it’s nothing but developer textures out here and the level looks like shit from outside so I’m starting to wonder if I can clip back in somewhere. Plz advise

when i was a kid my Getting To Sleep technique was visualizing a child-sized shriveled up mummy with big piercing eyes that would stand silhouetted in the doorway & stare at me & probably attack if i so much as opened my eyes after getting into bed & this technique caused me to develop a lifelong nighttime-induced paranoia & it still takes me 2 hours to fall asleep. so i wouldnt recommend that

logically I Know it's an irrational thought to have but it still irritates me to no end when stuff that's super popular gets the exact intended emotional reaction out of me

me, with tears in my eyes: how will I ever recover. I fell for it, like some kind of The Masses

Stuff that is popular is popular because it speaks to a wide range of people and experiences. You do not need to feel ashamed of being one of those people or having those experiences.

you actually need to let it burn you up so bad inside that you fake your death, assume a new identity solely to swear revenge on the responsible family, find their young scion, become their closest friend and confidant by being the only person their age who truly listens, have sex with him, betray and kill him, fake your death again, get into a fistfight with a 15 year old, maybe fake your death one more time when things are looking bleak

with wang release coming soon let's all remember that he's explicitly kinda dogshit at weiqi and it took him literal centuries of constant practice to start winning casual games and the government kept him "sealed" all that time purely by beating him in weiqi because he agreed to stay in his room like a good boy for 60 years every time he lost and when after centuries upon centuries he finally won a game against the grand tutor and got to leave the house for a bit he caused The Jie Incident

(IW-ST-3)

he just throws around exploding pieces as an operator because he's Bad At It

HERO OF LIGHT: Gh..! My.. body.. moving on its.. own! *Slowly shambling towards me* J-Just what do you intend to do to me?!

ME STANDING BEHIND A LARGE RUG THATS BEEN PLACED OVER A HOLE THAT CONTAINS A STEEP DROP THE END OF THAT DROP LEADING TO A NUMEROUS AMOUNT OF TALL SPIKES THE TIPS OF WHICH ARE COATED WITH A DEADLY POISON WHICH THEN WILL ACTIVATE A PRESSURE PLATE SPEWING FORTH ACID, COMPLETELY DISSOLVING THE BODY; NOT TO MENTION THE BOMB: uhm, touch you sexually

Hanging out with me and you keep getting annoyed cause you think I keep sighing loudly but it's actually wind rushing through my strangely hollow interior and I blow away

Me and I

Dark Seldarine