I like it when he’s humble

say for example you took me to your best friends house. and lets say, hypothetically, you loved me then and you love me now.

alan wake 2 dlc where everyones just dealing with the e.coli they got wading around in floodwater for hours

Studying, watching TV, and generally hanging out in the the Ell Student Center Lounge at Northeastern University, 1965.

Gave her a cute outfit I saw on Instagram the other day 🫠

this just happened on my dash… 

it happend again

How can you hate on cookies though?? Like, in any form?? They’re FUCKING COOKIES BRO!!!

don’t let the anti-moreos guy see this either

wait for it he has sources

hi

 he’s here

hell yeah im here and im ready to whoop your substantially corrupt minds back into fucking place

You’re like 15 dude you ain’t about to whoop anyone’s ass

I have the power of skeleton memes on my side, what do you  have?  tom hiddystan? bendelick mumberdun? doctor when??? yeah

This is literally the most beautiful post on Tumblr

doctor when

Hedron is dead, but you’re alive. Here. In me.

my body knows something that i don’t and i can’t get her to talk to me

Does anyone want a preview of @lostinthewoodsomewhere's art?

All credit to the wonderful Woods for allowing me to post these previews as well as making the art itself! And yes, these are snippets of bigger pieces which will be revealed when we're ready to post the first chapter of the fic!

Literally no reason for a guy to be over 5'7". That's just wasteful use of biomass. You had enough material to make four dudes and instead you made three. That thing is blocking an entire isle in the grocery store.

is there a reason for women to be over 5'7"?

You're asking dangerous questions for a place where the lesbians can hear you.

never forget what's really important: approval from pervert women on the internet

We've talked almost this entire year about Monster AU, delving into plots, character arcs, and more! We're incredibly excited to post it :D

IT’S ZOEY’S BIRTHDAY

THE COLLECTION IS COMPLETE!!!

we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out

I have had so many bad takes on this post and not only is this a breath of fresh air, I’m gonna kiss you for it, you get me