Zach

Zach Pro

Jason Takes Manhattan is the best of the Friday the 13th franchise.”
- Ingmar Bergman, probably

Favorite films

  • It Happened One Night
  • The Deer Hunter
  • Bride of Frankenstein
  • O Brother, Where Art Thou?

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  • The Gleaners and I

    ★★★★½

  • The Atomic Submarine

  • Obsession

    ★★★★½

  • The Unknown

    ★★★★

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Obsession
★★★★½ Liked Watched

Gonna be doing a long hard think on the pristine seats of the Eglinton LRT tonight #dudesrock #mybad

I read a book recently that mentioned how much literature there is about unrequited love but always in one direction, the observer and never the observed. And it’s usually a dude who manages to grow “past it” and mature to realize the object of his affection may actually be a person, and bonus points if she’s into him! There’s a lot of…

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Sleepaway Camp
★★ Liked Watched

That budget was so small they could only afford half a pair of shorts for every dude.

The Pianist
★★★★½ Liked Watched

3 Reasons why Roman Polanski needs a hearty kick in the balls.

1. His globe trotting antics may protect him from US jurisdiction but no amount of border hopping will protect him from a hearty kick in the balls.

2. He’s an absolute scumbag who has done some of the most horrible things anyone in the film industry has ever done, the only way he can learn is with a hearty kick in the balls.

3. He made The Pianist, one…