I have choked down my hacky, meaningless slop directed by a 25 year old youtuber, can I please have a good horror movie now? preferably one with any kind of genuine intent and that isn’t just a sad patchwork of what someone who has brain damage from watching 3+ hours of instagram reels a day thinks a horror movie should be??? no? oh….ok…
bruh they have this guy making the new texas chainsaw massacre movie FMLLLLLL

a beautiful movie that implies italians have a mystical, werewolf-like response to the moon, but for becoming horny and cheating instead of turning into a wolf. foundational in my lifelong preoccupation with insane moody guys. i love love :^)

if feathers mcgraw doesn’t pick up a best supporting actor nom for being able to deliver that performance without even having eyebrows i’ll riot

what the fuck was that. every time both michael b jordan’s were on screen i lol’d. they looked like they were standing around on a fighting game character select screen where you and your buddy both picked the same character and one got the alternate outfit. i 100% believe the theory that one brother was supposed to be jonathan majors before he was cancelled and then they changed it to twins. everyone in this was SOOO bad except delroy lindo. the action sequences looked AWFUL too. WORST OF THE YEAR SO FAR 💯 💯