Kitchen sink vibe coded dark romantic comedy
This movie was like the anaphase prophase scene from twilight on repeat for 2.5 hours but no woman so seeing this in imax was essentially just a teen vogue spread on Ryan gosling
There were multiple points in the move where I was like oh sweet this is where it ends. And then it just kept going
I think that films can snapshot the cultural zeitgeist and in 50 years no one will know about Jacob elordi being a bottega boy or Margot Robbie being Barbie or what brat meant but it will be felt through this movie (I mean that derogatorily) and so it does a good job of capturing all that and maybe it needed to be made
I was really entertained for 2 hours but deadass every character was so annoying except Endo. Also why didn’t the guy just give the dog up
M for moment m for migraine m for mid movie that was kinda funny