This is what all slasher movies are gonna look like in ten years because they'll all have been made by people who saw TERRIFIER 2 when they were 14

If you think it sounds scary to watch a redneck walk around the same room saying "what?" and "Hello?" and "this is spooky" while someone bangs on pipes in the background for 35 minutes, do I have a movie for you

I won't stop doing the thing Longlegs does when he puts his hands over his eyes and says "cuckoo" to my girlfriend and I'm pretty sure she's gonna break up with me

It made it even funnier watching this knowing that this movie, which is extremely not worth getting mad about, made Ben Shapiro's diaper so full that he made a 43 minute video about it