freaked me out. spending 8 days in my room hiding. if anyone asks I'm prepping to win a qhouse in the next Mr beast challenge - unless the demon is already in my room.
dear god. I hope there's not a semen demon hidden in my closet 🙏🙏, a real fluid druid🙏🙏, a proper waste waiter🙏🙏, a bloody good bag-piping baker🙏🙏, a true jock jester🙏🙏, least of all a real down talking, girth grinder to put me down too oommpf fuuhuck

Martins terrible twelve: dog water #1

Feature length Chinese water torture, a psyop of a film made to make the mentally unwell finally snap. the film resonates so well with NameforMartin because there's too many similarities between him and the evil main character - both believe that sharing their joyful addictions stem from a kind of benevolence and spreading it could only do good (giving love to multiple partners/recommending FRENCH films) but what they don't realise is that they're hurting those very same people they swear they love. NameforMartin??? ShameOnMartin.

blow it out your ass

pure slop

if I saw a wolfman on my drive home I wouldn't stop.
no seatbelt, no skid marks on the road, no attempt on the brakes. raw dogging death with the dog man. head through the windshield. sum 41 on the radio. asta la vista motherfucker