So much to say about this movie, probably all of which has been said before, so I’ll just say - could not get over the use of the phrase “raggedy-ass Napoleon”
But also could not get over Jack and Stephen’s romance. I’m not being tongue in cheek. Their romantic little jam sessions, Jack going ashore at the Galapagos for Stephen, Stephen asking if Jack was okay while pulling a bullet out of his own abdomen, Jack fighting through a horde of Frenchmen to get to Stephen. It’s too much
But also also too many children in peril!