So much to say about this movie, probably all of which has been said before, so I’ll just say - could not get over the use of the phrase “raggedy-ass Napoleon”

But also could not get over Jack and Stephen’s romance. I’m not being tongue in cheek. Their romantic little jam sessions, Jack going ashore at the Galapagos for Stephen, Stephen asking if Jack was okay while pulling a bullet out of his own abdomen, Jack fighting through a horde of Frenchmen to get to Stephen. It’s too much

But also also too many children in peril!

He’s done it again! I would’ve eaten up another 10 minutes of that teleportation chase. So much craft on display

I love watching films by queer women directors because they so often display the depth and breadth of women’s relationships with one another - romantic and not - in a gorgeous, tender way

Plus the hottest on-screen kiss of all time???

If you don’t have a revenge hot air balloon are you really dedicated to your revenge?