Max πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ

Max πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Patron

Hypothetically say..what if..movie?

Disabled, 14, bi, SUPER woke and a HUGE cinephile + aspiring filmmaker

Favorite films

  • Sinners
  • Le Bonheur
  • Django, Prepare a Coffin
  • The Battle of Algiers

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  • Badlands

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  • Magellan

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  • The Tree of Life

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  • The Social Network

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Sinners
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A once-in-a-lifetime masterfully-made outstandingly astonishing monumentally masterful cinematic achievement that transcends space and time to never be replicated. Gotta be my favourite film now, my cheekbones hurt from smiling at every single frame of this beautiful film.Β 
Every single detail, the horror, the soul, the music just everything is utterly magnificent and the best thing I’ve ever seen. ThatΒ scene with the different eras of music intertwining together and the camera goes around the juke joint while the magically outstanding Miles…

Better Man
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The phrase β€œFuck off!” Is screamed at multiple times during the film but I really wanted to scream it at both the lady with her phone during nearly the whole film at full fucking brightness and the woman constantly yapping as loud as fucking possible every 5 seconds. Movie was great though

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Badlands
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Springsteen: Deliver Me from Nowhere (2025) reference!!!!!!

Knives Out
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β€œNazi child masturbating in the bathroom” is a IMMACULATE way to describe Elon Musk

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The Fabelmans
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best movie of the year and the year just started

28 Years Later: The Bone Temple
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Take your grandparents to this. I mean c’mon, Ralph-fuckin’-Fiennes is in it, they love β€˜em! What ya mean it’s brutal as fuck? πŸ’€πŸ’€