howard was the definition of 'i support women's rights and my wife's twelve felonies.'

the novel smells like poison, damp wood, burnt sugar, and paranoia. the movie smells like a candle called 'gothic library'.

"women will literally commit seven murders instead of processing rejection."
pearl: if i can't be a star, i'll be the reason everyone else sees one

moral of the story: if anyone tells you to lower your expectations, girls, lower the local population instead <3

the message wasn't 'anyone can cook.' it was 'some of you with culinary degrees are getting cooked by a rat.'