Swear this exact thing happened to my buddy rick

Yea this kinda bori… COLUMBO 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱🤩🤩🤩🤤🤤😘😘😘😘😘

Hey look it’s Flea!
No Flea don’t slowly run after that child get her!
NO FLEA DONT LET THAT SMALL BRANCH ON THE GROUND STOP YOUR PROGRESS CATCH THAT FUCKING CHILD!

Taylor Swift: “I’m still hung up on something that happened 10 years ago so I’m going to make a 15 minute self masturbatory short film about how my old boyfriend didn’t talk to me when he was hanging out with his friends because for some reason I can’t engage socially with people unless it’s through interactions with another person who knows both of us”

Jake Gyllenhaal texting some 25 year old model: “ I like your shoes🤪”