I was really bored for the most part, so much so that I was initially intending on just making a hawk tuah joke in my review and calling it a day. there are a lot of pacing issues, and unnatural dialogue. Maybe that's to emulate Shakespeare but I've always disliked Shakespearian dialogue on film.

There are maybe 2 or 3 scenes that did grip me well, mostly the ending which I do admit was really well done. But I was…