I am settling in for a showing of ‘Alien: Covenant’ and the theater is PACKED!
Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks.
“Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch fun movies. I’m here to see the brutal, punishing Alien movie Ridley Scott made to make sure fans regret ever asking for “more Alien.””
The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his…