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Send Help

2026

Watched 21 May 2026

Both these performances are so incredible, I'm preemptively upset that they will surely be ignored by award shows.

Send Help was not at all what I was expecting. I forgot it was directed by Sam Raimi, and now I feel silly for being shocked at the rapid bouts of gore. It's sensible in this Lord of the Flies-esque setting, however the film has a fake-out romantic comedy feel to it in the first act, making the violence more jarring. Too…

Whore

1991

Watched 18 May 2026

Theresa Russell's performance reminds me of listening to high school theatre monologues. "I ate the divorce papers with ketchup!" All of the characters are more like caricatures, sparing no stereotype. I laughed often, and at times I don't think I was meant to.

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The Breakfast Club

1985

Watched 07 Jul 2014 11

for years upon years ive always wondered about old peoples fascination with this movie and that shaggy guy with a birdnose and baggy clothes pumping his fist in the air.
i get it now.

Cannibal Holocaust

1980

Watched 26 Feb 2017 35

"Hey, intentionally malicious and violent acts are being done on camera to shock audiences these days - let's make a movie to point out this exploitation!"

*intentionally does malicious and violent acts that are being done to shock the audience for a movie about how that's supposed to be wrong*