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slowpuke

Movies are not that important!

Favorite films

  • Grey Gardens
  • What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
  • Amadeus
  • Jackass Number Two

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  • Jackass Number Two

    ★★★★★

  • Melania

    ½

  • Rouge

    ★★★½

  • The Firemen's Ball

    ★★★½

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Jackass Number Two
★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

the best comedy movie ever made even despite the bits that simply don’t age well this is the most important movie ever to me and this could be 10 paragraphs long if i wanted it to be

everyones at their best. knoxville’s at his hottest. the greatest entertainer to ever live.

in every jackass movie there is this perfect mix of theatre and cringe as well as a fascination with the world around us which inspires me terribly!!! that is…

Melania
½ Watched

Finally watched this out of morbid curiosity and can confirm it’s great accidental comedy and truly the worst thing I’ve ever seen

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Megalopolis
★★★★ Watched

i love it!! i freakin love it!!
truly a movie made by Francis Ford Coppola FOR Francis Ford Coppola. he’s the only audience he considered for the movie. it’s from his entirely unique messy perspective, politically all over the place. hilariously on the nose MAGA Nazis as the bad guys, but the good guys are victims of the woke cancel culture mob. for real, the “ermmm, she lied about her age actually” shit was actually so uncomfortable considering Coppolas actions…

Megalopolis
★★★★ Rewatched

If your circle isn’t discussing:

Concrete ✅ 
Concrete ✅ 
Concrete ✅ 
Steel ✅ 
Steel ✅ 
Steel ✅ 

you need better friends. Your network is your net worth. 

Still not lowering this score because I just saw it at a “laughing-and-hollering-encouraged” type viewing and it was the most fun I’ve had in a theatre for a while. God this movie is fuckin’ funnyyy man it really makes me laugh. 

Also realized this is just a AAA Neil Breen movie. Old guys airing personal grievances through infallible self insert male characters and loving egregious CGI.