the biggest crime this movie commits is being a safe, forgettable sequel.
stanley tucci and meryl streep were great though, of course.

i don’t know, i personally think the cenobites would catch my vibe and spare me from eternal suffering.

genuinely such a comfort movie! i love watching a disgusting freak romance. fifty shades of gray will NEVER be her!! weirdo hypersexual couple that is oddly tender may just be my fave underutilized trope.

favorite movie of all time literally perfect zero notes. every rewatch is magic