Sav Schulze

Sav Schulze Pro

Horny for oners and time loops.

Favorite films

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • Coherence
  • Dune: Part Two
  • Interstellar

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  • Exit 8

    ★★★★½

  • Whistle

    ★★★★

  • The Duke of Burgundy

    ★★★★

  • I Love Boosters

    ★★★½

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I Saw the TV Glow
★★★★★ Liked Watched

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Dune: Part Two
★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

I’m so stoned and everything about this movie makes me horny (especially the ASMR from the projector). 

Feyd-Rautha is like if Voldemort, Elvis, and a pirate had a baby. He’s so bald I swear he could make a bowling ball look like it has a head of hair. 

Highlights of the rewatch:

Save a horse, ride a sandworm.
The score coming in when Paul opens his eyes in the Third Act. 
Feyd-Rautha cuming in his pants when Paul used The Voice. …

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Exit 8
★★★★½ Liked Watched

This movie nails the shitty indie horror game/liminal space/anomaly hunting vibe. And I for one am a huge fan

Whistle
★★★★ Liked Watched

This feels like an early 2000s horror movie in nearly every way, and, aside from the fact that I don’t believe people naturally are inclined to blow things that are, at best, adjacently whistle shaped, I have no issues with how this one played out.

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Crackcoon
Watched

5 minutes into the movie, “why does this feel like a porno?” Cut to act 2 porno. 

 “I ate her shitter like an apple fritter then I fucked her brains out”

28 Years Later
★★ Watched

Death Stranding, the movie. Some gorgeous landscape shots, but the overall narrative and stylistic choices in the edit left me really disappointed. Rarely do I leave a movie and say “I don’t think I liked that” and unfortunately, that’s how this one felt for me. 

There’s some really strange surrealist choices and CGI moments in the first act that felt out of place in a trilogy that has otherwise been very rooted in the dark/dingy corner of the post apocalyptic…