Christian Ryan

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"That's a Smith & Wesson… and you've had your six.”

Favorite films

  • Goldfinger
  • On Her Majesty's Secret Service
  • The Spy Who Loved Me
  • Casino Royale

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  • Hokum

    ★★★

  • Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu

    ★★★★

  • Star Wars: The Clone Wars

    ★★★

  • Faces of Death

    ★★★

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Star Wars: The Clone Wars
★★★ Rewatched

The Clone Wars movie came out a few weeks before my birthday and unexpectedly revitalized my lapsed Star Wars fandom. Despite its glaring flaws, the film swept me back to my childhood, to that magical time of innocence and wonder. I rewatched the entire series, devoured all the books and comics I’d missed, and just completely immersed myself in the galaxy far, far away. Because of this all-consuming fixation, my wife naturally assumed I might appreciate a surprise, Star Wars-themed…

Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu
★★★★ Watched

As the title indicates, this is our nerdy little clubhouse, built at the top of an old, dying tree. There’s a sign posted on the outside that reads (in bold red paint): NO COOL KIDS ALLOWED.

It’s not the prettiest clubhouse. It’s held together with stolen fence boards and rusty nails. The whole thing threatens to collapse at any moment. But it’s our clubhouse. And we love it. 

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The Wolf of Snow Hollow
★★★★½ Watched

When I was a kid, my dad represented a man accused of multiple murders, and when he was acquitted of the crimes, as a show of gratitude, he took our family out to dinner at Bonanza Steakhouse. As we all sat there eating, I kept staring over at the man, wondering if he was capable of such atrocious acts. At one point, he busted me, looked up from his plate and met my gaze. He set his silverware down and…

Caveat
★★★ Watched

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.