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  • Simon Sez

    ★★★★★

  • Used Cars

    ★★★★★

  • Page 16

    ★★★★★

  • Land of the Lost

    ★★★★★

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Simon Sez
★★★★★ Watched

I can’t picture a more perfect opening scene than the Clockwork Orange-esque goons on motorbikes. From there it just kept getting better. Dane Cook’s 2 minute long impersonation of a T-Rex left me a changed woman. Including the greasy woman and her EDM sex bed button was also a wise choice by Director Kevin Alyn Elders. Monks needed more screen time though. Overall, $10M that was well spent. It is devastating that viewers lack the capacity to appreciate greatness. It is utterly despicable this only grossed $292,152.

Used Cars
★★★★★ Watched

I typically find anything affiliated with "Steven Spielberg" to be garbage, but he managed to make one gem with Used Cars. I feel far more knowledgable about the Consumer Protection Agency and the dangers of False Advertising.

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Clowns in the Woods
★★★★★ Liked Watched

A $35,000 masterpiece. I’m new to the clown genre so I can’t speak with much authority, but this thriller is a must-watch. I’ll definitely be returning to it when I need a feel-good comfort flick. 

Jerry and Dan deserve additional accolades for their outstanding performances. I’ll be keeping an eye out for more of their work.

Shark Side of the Moon
★★★★★ Watched

If you have Tubi, this is a must-watch. If you’ve ever seen April and the Extraordinary World (French cinema, don’t feel bad if you haven’t), you’ll definitely see tasteful similarities. 

Absolutely can’t wait for the sequel.

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