It is implied early in the movie that Bruce used to drink so much condensed milk as a child that Alfred has to start hiding it from him. This is more disturbing than anything Jonathan Crane ever did, tbh.

Sure, he has his faults. But to his credit, his wait time is much shorter than other doctors.

It’s hard to get into the holiday spirit when the major conflicts of the film are crippling medical debt, low teacher pay, and grieving widowers.

This feels like it was a collective nightmare shared by VC Andrews, John Waters, and Wes Anderson, in the worst possible way. Yikes.