The entire first floor of my house was backroom piss yellow until about a month ago. We painted/hydrated.

This was a good one. BUT you get one wish and it’s not even to bring back your cat? Don’t expect me to feel bad.

Minus a full star for the disgusting treatment of that cat, plus half a star for Inde Navarrette’s standout nightmarish performance which carries this film through the film’s only slightly nuanced tropes of last-decade horror. Really fun in theaters.

Give Navarrette an Oscar… for real.

I'm a Wolverine,
And my hatred keeps me warm.
A Wolverine,
So you Russians best be warned.
Shootin' commies, drinkin' deer blood, peein' in the radiator,
Look up there, here comes a really angry Russian helicopter—
AAAAHHHHH!
……It has been...a red dawn.

- Pea Tear Griffin

Stupidhero movies are not my thing but I had a good time laughing at this candy colored joke. I appreciate that it couldn’t even take itself seriously as it enhances the ridiculous concept that is Batman or any other tight/cape/mask wearing crime fighter. 

Childish and cartoony, but at least it isn't momentously inflated like darker future iterations.