When you want to fix your premature ejaculation but it’s WW2 :/

I’m gonna go home and sleep with my wife 🕺🕺🕺

The South Lamar Alamo Drafthosue is a fascist outpost. If you’re five minutes early that’s still too late and your gestapo maître d' will shoot your abdomen with his German issued Mauser pistol. It doesn’t matter if he moves like a canon ball in slow motion, covering the screen with his mostly scalp head. “Papers, show me your papers.”
Do you know which cinemas don’t have a designated baron that slits your throat if you can’t produce a ticket fast enough? AMC, we are all the same at AMC.

There are consequences you didn’t know possible. Even for things you didn’t know you were doing. Did you lose your rifle in the Congo? Maybe you’ll trip over it in France.