The Substance’s slightly less gross younger sister. Y’all remember when Emma Stone played an Asian character? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

“You never watched a movie? That’s just a substitute. You have to watch movies in a movie theater.”
“Movie? Theater?”
“Kids these days are unbelievable.”

Mostly bleak which is hardly surprising for a film about an inflatable sex doll that’s come to life.

Not the last time Billy Zane would torment a redhead on a boat.

Obviously, haters, you've never been a thirteen-year-old girl.