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Favorite films

  • Stalker
  • The Spirit of the Beehive
  • Woman in the Dunes
  • The Thing

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  • Fréwaka

    ★★★★

  • The Appointment

    ★★★½

  • Death in Brunswick

    ★★★½

  • Nightmare

    ★★★★

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Fréwaka
★★★★ Watched

To quote my wife doing Fozzie bear(Frewaka,waka) but honestly this thing felt far from a funny joke.
It rings of family anguish, which might be the hidden undercurrent in the cause of all this pain or mayhaps be a small towns poisonous soil in which inflicts the town. I'm gonna skip my normal preamble cause lets face it. That's what letterboxd already delivers, but what I wasn't ready for was a lot of Irish gaelic and that was exciting to…

The Appointment
★★★½ Watched

Okay so this is a terrible cover depiction cause the dogs in this were rottweilers(and I think all dogs are beautiful) not dobermans but really that's semantics to the story here as we are lead by a narration innocuously of a 14 year old Joanna's(Samantha Weysom) death that is summated in a guess of her demise(I hate to say but in a pretty cool way) that feels folk horror like as the woods call her name. This bars the students…

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Nightmare
★★★★ Liked Watched

All aboard the gaslight express that is leaving from platform 5150. Keep in mind that your ticket is valid for your return trip so hold onto your sanity and feel free to store your personal baggage in the overhead compartment but do realize that it will all come out during our journey.
This was a super fantastical horror movie that contains moving pieces but none too much to evaluate on a one to one basis. Right from the get go…

Death in Brunswick
★★★½ Watched

This is one of those charming 90's black comedies that culminate in a whirlwind but after all the disasterful elements happen it still comes up like a rose but granted a tarnished one however a rose none the less.
Honestly this thing begins and ends in Sam Neill's lead performance(Carl Fitzgerald) as a down on his luck,nebbish character who doesn't really establish himself but does have some ethical code in what he refuses to cross... unfortunately he was driven past…