Effective and exhausting

They kinda had me until the real fighting started

The story of a gay alien who lands in bumfuck turkey and glues his giant delicious ass to a reporters couch for the whole movie when he could be using his omnipotence to change the world. 

Still, he may look like a melted circus peanut but you’ll miss him when he gone 🥹

I could have spent the runtime of this “movie” doing so many more productive things, like fucking killing myself