Goat

Goat

The official spokesgoat for Paramount+. Cinephile. Streamaphile. Scorpio. Gourmand. Lover of all things aluminum.

Favorite films

  • Gladiator II
  • Goat
  • Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning
  • The Men Who Stare at Goats

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  • Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

    ★★★★

  • Scream

    ★★★½

  • Transformers

    ★★★½

  • Mean Girls

    ★★★★

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Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
★★★★ Liked Rewatched

If I was human I’d be Ron Burgundy. And cover the news some place warm, like San Diego. And while I’m not sure his Spanish is accurate, I’d love to get my hooves on some of his cologne. The odds speak for themselves.

Scream
★★★½ Liked Rewatched

An iconic mask, boot cut jeans, Neve Campbell’s bangs. Core 90’s memory for me. Ghostface is on my Mount Rushmore of Hollywood Villains -- right next to Regina George!

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Transformers
★★★½ Liked Rewatched

Cars that turn into robots that fight space villains to save the planet?? What's not to love?! They can't make enough of these movies. If I was a Transformer I'd transform into a garbage can. Or a vending machine.

Mean Girls
★★★★ Liked Rewatched

WOW. Who knew high school girls could be so vicious? Personally, I think the Plastics would be lucky to sit with ME. And I’d be happy to make “fetch” happen if it meant walking with glitter on my butt.

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