I didn’t have high expectations going into Barbie. I was insanely skeptical of a movie being heralded as an empowering feminist masterpiece when it’s backed not only by hundreds of millions of corporate funding but also dons a shiny all-encompassing Mattel stamp of approval. I couldn’t get over the fact that the hiring of Margot Robbie as Main Character Barbie grants the concept of Barbie’s idealized body type — up to this point, while harmful, was at least relegated to…