Texas chainsaw massacre for horny mfs. I absolutely loved this. Something about gothic American horrors with the sun stroked film and a heat you can feel. Ortega and Goth two of my favourites and the haunting old head couple was a dynamic I’ve never seen before. The guitar scene felt out of place and the only reason I didn’t give this a 5.

Took 29 years but we finally got a good movie out of this franchise. Iron Maiden’s music so bad not even zombies could be attracted to it.

Your unemployed friend on a random Tuesday. It would take a special kind of kill joy to walk out of this movie feeling unenthused. Getting arrested and his first response being “my toiletries” resonated with me way more than it should. I’m ready to run through a wall. Release the Marty Supreme Jacket Merch you cowards!!!!