A decent erotic thriller with a corny but fun "he said, she said" mystery EXCEPT the soundtrack constantly plays these two notes that sound like a Microsoft Windows notification

I was like "How dangerous could his touch really be?" and then BAM! THERE IT WAS. That touch was dangerous as hell.

Closest we've gotten to classic Sam Wilson from the comics and it really worked for me. Great choreography of the flight sequences and use of the wings. I love the blunt "there's a red monster in the White House" thing going on, very comic book, almost camp. And Isaiah! Awesome to see him used well. The movie kinda feels like a trade paperback you'd pick up from the middle of a long Cap run and I dig that approach.

Five stars for the theme song that gives away the entire plot and keeps saying the title over and over again. UPDATE: We've been singing the hook all weekend. Six stars.