Worst movie I’ve seen all year. Please ask me why I hate this. If I had a son and had to pick whether he watched this or porn I would flip a coin. Feels like a youtube summary of its own story (if we can even call it a story). There’s not a single dramatic moment in this film. The framing device and constant voiceover are awful. Genuinely don’t know why people are giving del Toro millions of dollars to…