i think it’s beautiful how a film featuring a person eating literal dog shit off the street was added to the national film registry by the library of congress

phone vibrated more than my dildo on the super soaker setting

hell no i would’ve turned my ass back around faster than i would’ve for jacob elordi

who the fuck was that australian man & why did no one have a hot love interest

idk if i got stabbed 9 times i’d probably be dead but that’s just me

i’d rather chug clorox toilet bowl cleaner than the milk from that bottle