John Stockton seems like the type of dude who takes pride in how green his lawn is

“I like another song too. Ya know this one? It’s called, ‘while you were singing I got stabbed in the head by a Puerto Rican.”        

-Norm Macdonald

This movie cured my happiness

So what’s the movie about?

-Well it’s about a man who gets high on gas and flies RC planes in order to cope with the loss of his wife.

That plot is never gonna work

- Philip Seymour Hoffman plays the lead role

Never mind. It’ll be good