Colin Farrell with a bad haircut...Russell Crowe with a bad accent...Jennifer Connelly doing nothing....Will Smith is the Devil...flying horses...sickly redheads...this movie wants to be everything but ends up being nothing...damn you Colin Farrell for convincing me to sit through this slush...

"And Brenda's a girl in that Noxzema commercial"

Even in 1998, Joshua Jackson knew he would never escape the Dawson's Creek theme song.

Love the Easter Egg reference to Melbourne, where Blanks was from.

I miss late '90s/early 00s Tara Reid so much.

Loretta Devine is the best thing about this film.

The presence of Ethan Peck alone is enough to send me to sleep...thankfully I don't have my own sleep paralysis demon attached to me when I sleep...

Yes, it's dumb. Yes, it's ridiculous. And yes, I had a damn good time. Lana Condor in bitch mode was glorious