"We have Jim Thompson at home"

Jane Seymour plays a mysterious woman with a mysterious accent on the run from a mysterious past (Ray Wise) before finding herself charmed by the world's most aggressive suitor (Stephen Meadows) - but nothing is as it seems, except everything is exactly as it seems. Accurate depiction of Scottsdale - hotel, fancy restaurant, nice house. Everyone overacting marvelously except for master overactor Steve Railsback who is pretty low-key in this one. Made for USA…

So I was at the gym, something you wouldn't know anything about, and the time I finished working my rock hard core just happened to be fifteen minutes before the nearby multiplex's last matinee showing of The TV Made Me Trans by acclaimed new indie director Meghan Trainor. "Fuck it," I thought to myself, "Gotta be something to it." Never say I'm not an optimist! Off to a terrible start with a complete non-attempt to emulate 1996 by showing soon…

when was the last time you saw a Christian fundamentalist in the wild? if you're the median age of poster on this website, you haven't - of this, i assure you. as long as i have the internet and use its worst, most popular functions, i am assaulted at every turn by people who are not operating in the reality in which matter and substance exist. and that's all fine and dandy, everybody doesn't have to be as intelligent and…