jane and i both have a loose grip on reality but  we also have a death grip on the outcome which makes life very fun

check out my totally invisible finger

umm naur. not for me. down below, you will find the charges i am making against this movie 

count 1: 2 1/2 hours long 
count 2: themes of INCEST 
count 3: historical political movie, NOT IN AN INFORMATIVE OR FUN WAY
count 4: did NOT keep my attention 
count 5: men playing their stupid little games 
count 6: big cat death 

i hereby declare this movie guilty of personal dissatisfaction and resentment for men everywhere

david corenswet made me question my sexuality but it’s okay bc i figured it out