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I like good and bad movies a little too much.

Favorite films

  • The Muppets
  • Heat
  • Dune: Part Two
  • Dead Poets Society

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  • Backrooms

    ★★★★

  • The Sandlot

    ★★★

  • The Sheep Detectives

    ★★★★½

  • The Prestige

    ★★★★

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Jurassic Park
★★★★★ Liked Added

There are rare instances in the creation of art where human beings collaborate with such dedication and sheer effort that anyone witnessing the finished product will likely go out of their way to acknowledge that fact. Jurassic Park perfectly accomplishes its mission of creating a vibrant world that showcases the folly of human creation and the dangers of playing God.

This film does not particularly focus on the world being seen through one character, as director Steven Spielberg understood the…

Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith
★★★★ Liked Rewatched

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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Inland Empire
½ Watched

Me when I put a bunch of nonsense together and waste three hours of people’s time and gaslight everyone into thinking it’s a masterpiece because I’m David Lynch:

Chernobyl
★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

This might actually be the greatest thing put to screen in the 21st century.

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The Fantastic 4: First Steps
★★★★ Liked Watched

Feel like it would’ve been better if it was directed by James Gunn, starred David Corensweat, and had the song Punkrocker in it.

The Housemaid
★★★ Liked Watched

Did Millie have time to whiten her teeth in prison?