Silence of the Lambs with less intrigue and Hereditary with less intricacy. 

This movie felt like it had been shown to test audiences who didn’t understand the movie, so scenes which added context to the movie were cut and trimmed and diluted into just expo dumping onto the audience. It attempts to balance both a police procedural and a folklore-religious horror which so dominates the aesthetics of modern horror, and fails at doing both in an interesting way. It insists…

i wrote this for class and I just wanted to post it cause I think its funny.

On June 22nd, 1940, French and German officials arrived in the forest of Compiègne to officiate the surrender of France to the invading Nazi Germany and Italian forces, who had defeated the French and British coalition in a decisive victory. Just 12 years ago, the forest had served this exact same purpose, but in the inverse; Ferdinand Foch, Marshal of France, negotiated the…

Any movie starring Ralph Ineson cannot be entirely bad, however…

Lemme start by saying that I didn’t hate this movie, but the good parts don’t need the same depth of discussion as the bad.
First Steps is incredibly awkward and underwhelming, more of a stumble off the starting line than a clean launch due to this feeling like it should be the third movie in a F4 trilogy. If you’ve seen any Marvel origin movie then you’ve seen this. Bizarre…

This movie is like making a 3 1/2 hour long doc about MLK and spending 3 hours of it on the CIA agent who assassinated him.

Here is the whole plot:
*first 3 fuckin minutes* "Hey nephew heres our plan to kill the Osage and take their land and money, and here are all the people involved in the plot. I want you to find a rich woman and kill her for us."
"Golly gee there sure are a lot…