I actually really liked this movie. It was just some fun Star Wars. It’s not like revolutionary or anything, but it’s a good start to the post-Skywalker Saga era.

This is a masterpiece.

He gets humped by a frog. His wife tries to murder him. His ass comes alive. His ass murders people. His ass detaches itself from him and grows to the size of a building. They explode the ass with a suicide bomber. They replace the guy’s ass with the suicide bomber’s miraculously intact ass. They live happily ever after.

Oh also… “Women. You can’t live with them, and you can’t beat them over the phone.”

EVERYTHING about this movie IS AWESOME!!!

This is the first piece of media I have consumed since dropping off the face of the earth to work at an off-the-grid summer camp. We watched it between session per the request of one camper. This movie is ridiculous and yet awesome.