That guy who did that thing, and watches those movies.
The two-point takeaway:
1) There is no shame in liking this film; together with parts 1 and 2 it really does make for an excellent trilogy.
2) The first time you realize it's not actually Donald Pleasence's voice during the opening credit monologue changes the film every subsequent time you watch it. You're welcome.
The two-point takeaway:
1) Mishmash of a script, but some genuinely fun set pieces and scares.
2) Lin Shaye is a goddamn badass.