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Favorite films

  • Moonstruck
  • Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
  • Mirror
  • Rat Race

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  • Mulholland Drive

    ★★★★★

  • Chernobyl

    ★★★★½

  • What Ravens Do

  • Happy-Go-Lucky

    ★★★★★

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Mulholland Drive
★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

A bright full moon crept up behind the screen when we got to Winky’s and took flight as we went behind Winky’s. An iconic Hollywood Forever experience 🖤

Lilies
★★★★★ Liked Watched

So there's this masterpiece of twinklicious melodrama, romance, vengeance, longing, and betrayal...

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Babygirl
★½ Watched

Every scene is him telling her to do the most random, not-dangerous or exciting or even taboo thing, then her sighing and slapping her forehead and not really wanting to do it, and then them not really doing it. I should not be leaving a film like this thinking I'M sexier than the characters. Bad, bad. Go watch The Duke of Burgundy, Secretary, The Piano Teacher, Fatal Attraction, or honestly anything! The Land Before Time!

Materialists
★½ Watched

Like a terrifying and SILENT dream. Some loose thoughts:

– I'm chilled to the bone
– Would have been nice to see sparks fly
– "Coke and beer" is such nonsense. Chris Evans's entrance is insane
– "Romantic comedy"?? Don't even come near me with that. Closer to a psychological drama and I'm dead serious. Only time I laughed (which was a tiny one) was when Dakota Johnson points to her nose and then her chest, revealing she's had plastic surgery, and…