This is a pizza film

So glad that I am a 15 year old dude so that I can misinterpret Fight Club and get a warrior cut

Slime out your girlfriend twin I swear

I’m seated. The theatre employees are scared and asking me to leave because it’s  “not released yet” but I am simply too seated.

I want the first 30 minutes directly injected into my bloodstream

Second scariest thing was the girl behind me screaming at a seagull

Yes we (yes WE) are niche