it’s a story we all know: twink having the time of his life gets sick and dies. i’m not marking this as a spoiler, you should know that mozart is dead. he died in the mozart death house, remarkably.

very little blood for what was promised. also a very film bro movie, and overall, insufferable. and don’t tell me i “didn’t get it” because this was the most heavy-handed self-fellating movie of all time. my dog could understand these themes.

i watched this on a plane and it was awesome. just a really good movie.
having jules and jess both be in love with their coach was a huge mistake, and it didn’t make sense to me. they should have fallen in love with each other! what?! they’re gay!! what’s going on here, i really thought this was gonna be a friends to lovers story. they’re so gay!
4 and 1/2 stars